December 2011
58 posts
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Dec 30th
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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
Dec 26th
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LOL
Again, one of the many pathetic post, extremely embarrassing so it has to be edited.
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Dec 22nd
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Early birthday celebration with my family at Max’s. I’m full as fuck. Thank you! For the food and the giftsssssssssssss. :D
Dec 21st
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That fresh feeling when you're off of your period.
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Dec 18th
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Dec 15th
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when she says "i swallow"
anarmyofancients:
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